a person who likes everyone and doesn’t give a sh-t
that person is a aburto
- p*b* plower
1. a person who m-st-rb-t-s in such m-ssive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off. 2. a person with a genital hair plucking fetish. 3. someone who is h-rny as f-ck. example 1: “holy sh-t, judging by that wad of p-b-s in that urinal, i think a p-b- plower has been here!” example […]
- swedish ferris wheel
when multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another’s and 1 b-tch sits on their faces one by one. that b-tch was so s-xy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all […]
- payment in pink
payment via v-g-n-. hailey: you got drugs? anthony: yeah, you buying? hailey: i actually don’t have any money. anthony: so.. payment in pink then? hailey: i’ll head over to your place now.
- vege cooker
the act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity. connor gave max a vege cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
- netflix and work
to secretly watch netflix at work. so glad my computer faces a window so that i can netflix and work.