abuseometer


imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. it could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
millennial: wtf, i can’t believe i have to work on sat-rday, why me? what did i do? why the abuse? you are such a jerk!
boss: well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. either chill or get another job!

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