AC Surprise
a person sh-ts inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. the next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
instead, he or she will get the full blast of sh-tness.
yo, that hotel sucked. good thing i gave them the ac surprise…
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