Academic blackout


the condition in which a cl-ss or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullsh-t that one’s brain turns off all function. this condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject’s for the period in which the cl-ss or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.
“dude, what did i miss in cl-ss yesterday?”

“i’m not sure, it was so boring that i had an academic blackout and i can’t remember anything”

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