Academic Blowjob


the act of stroking your professor’s ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.
girl #1: do you think i’d be kissing too much -ss if i were to quote our professor in a paper for this cl-ss?

girl #2: nah. do it; it show’s you’ve been paying attention

boy #1: or like giving him an academic bl-wj-b

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