academic fisting


(noun) the process in which a scholarly inst-tution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)

variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted
jon: dude, i have three exams back to back this week, i just got a c- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another -ssignment due next week.
matt: dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
jon: yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.

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