Academic Physique
a state of physical disarray and borderline obesity suffered during the university exam period where time for exercise is fundamentally limited by the need to cram unbelievable amounts of sh-te into your brain in order not to fail the year. can often be traumatic, and difficult to counteract except through the medium of comfort eating, leading to a vicious circle of calorie consumption.
-a and b meet outside library for a cigarette-
a: “you’re looking mighty plump today”
b: “-sigh- academic physique has finally set in…”
a: “aye.”
b: “aye.”
-a and b finish smoking and return to their studies-
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