Academic Tantrum
the urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
annoying sign: the government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. how much more can they take from you?
you: gah! academic tantrum time!
-pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all p-ssive aggressive and makes a post on urban dictionary.”
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