Academy of the Canyons


academy of the canyons is now located in valencia, california, in the university center at college of the canyon. this is a high school with students that also take college courses at college of the canyons. you do not need to be “smart” to get into this school like people say grades are the last thing they look at in the acceptance process.

it used to be a good school until recently joining forces ehs. it seems that this school is at the beginning of a “bad” path. everyone used to be united, tao but now students are realizing how much freedom they have and take advantage. the school advisers try to keep this low key so they don’t get a bad rep. they would rather people think it was hard to get in.

some seniors are mature and some are just as bad as middle school kids. just like any other high school really.
they are separated from the drama of over populated high schools in the santa clarita valley. they get a better opportunity to not waste their time with high school cl-sses that they will have to take again in college. they get down to the general ed.
westranch student; “bro, all the chillheads are multiplying”
academy of the canyons student; “what’s a chillhead?”

college of the canyons student on there 7th year; “man all these kids running around are nerds wth are they here for bro?”
academy of the canyons student; “i am an aoc student.”
college of the canyons student; “oh you are the only cool one.”

academy of the canyons student; “i just want to take fun cl-sses and have freedom to smoke pot whenever i want.”
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a school in canyon country. it is a middle college high school, meaning all the kids going there take college cl-sses during highschool, therefore, are nerds. everyone there sucks, except for a few sohpmores. freshmen are annoying -ssholes who can’t tell their -ss from their face, while the seniors are dumb stoners who flunk all their cl-sses. the juniors are unsocial freaks, while half the sophmore cl-ss is emo. the rest of the sophmore cl-ss is pretty chill though.
person 1: hey, i was down at college of the canyons, and i ran into this migdit who looked like he could be in preschool.
person 2: oh, he probably goes to academy of the canyons
person 1: oh yea, i heard about that place, the only people who aren’t antisocial freaks are a few of the sophmores.
that school in santa clarita inside of college of the canyons for nerds and potheads. all the people that are above freshmen are f-gs. especially the seniors.

nerd motherf-ckers.
that academy of the canyons place is for f-cking nerds

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