accepting the stimulus
free-market capitalist euphemism for adultery. see “hiking in appalachia.”
“i’ll be in argentina for a few days,” said the governor, “accepting the stimulus.”
“good for you, sir,” said his aide with a knowing wink. “accept the h-ll out of it.”
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