access
devil sp-wn, son of satan. produced my microsoft.
f-cking h-ll, i’m going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess 😉
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. greg accessed john’s b-tt.
2. john recieved access to disney land.
3. carmin accessed greg’s bank account.
an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it
look above
where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a’ richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
boss: “we need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?”
boss: “anyone?”
boss: “dave, how about you?”
dave: “what? sorry, what was the question? i was playing with my b-lls.”
to gain entrance to.
i gained access to that girls p-ssy
(computers) to use
i accessed bob’s laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
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