devil sp-wn, son of satan. produced my microsoft.
f-cking h-ll, i’m going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess 😉
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. greg accessed john’s b-tt.
2. john recieved access to disney land.
3. carmin accessed greg’s bank account.
an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it
where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a’ richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
boss: “we need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?”
boss: “dave, how about you?”
dave: “what? sorry, what was the question? i was playing with my b-lls.”
to gain entrance to.
i gained access to that girls p-ssy
(computers) to use
i accessed bob’s laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
- Sweaty Pool Boy
alcoholic shot. 1/3 rumplemintz 1/3 jim beam 1/3 vanilla vodka you: man i am going to get you a sweaty pool boy. them: oh ok, what’s in it? you: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.
another term for p-n-s. started from “herkin and jerkin” and eventually became “jerkin his/her/my herkin” guy1: what are you doing? guy2: jerkin my herkin. guy1: ah. you are masturbating.
- swedish breathmint
when one person farts into another person’s mouth before kissing. john: “hey brad i’m gonna go on a date with janice today but i don’t have any gum, mind giving me a swedish breathmint?” brad: “sure, i ate some taco bell not long ago so it’s all good.”
- Slick Legging
the process in which one male applies a lubricant between his thighs, and another male proceeds to insert his p-n-s, thereby allowing two men to emulate s-xual intercourse without actually performing a gay act. typically found in deep rural areas. “there were no women on the camping trip, so cletus and bubba had to resort […]
when somebody on an mmo thinks that they’re pro – ‘hero’ but they’re not, so there is an ‘x’ on the end. usually they’re the type of gamer that puts others down to try make themselves feel better about being low down on the mmo food chain. most frequently males, that try to be cute. […]