access envy
jealousy of someone’s wi-fi connectivity.
from at%t commercial!! i own nothing!
guy 1:did you know that there’s a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:-searches internet- actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:-from the beach-dude,just get at%t
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