when you ready to drown in the p-ssy but end up swimming through the b-tt! #drake
jonathan, bruh i was smashing olivia last night, and i could have sworn i had my d-ck up in her p-ssy making her feel it in her toes! turns out it was f-cking accid-n-l! still gave that b-tch some heavenly truffle b-tter tho!
accidentally slipping up and letting your member enter the wrong hole during doggy style s-x.
i was a little too drunk and went accid-n-l on my girlfriend last night.
#-n-l #accident #accidental #b-tt #s-x
- Space Shittle
(verb) when you sh-t a little in sp-ce the astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a sp-ce sh-ttle #p–p sp-ce
the act of rating your own urban dictionary definitions up. hey! my ud definition got one thumbs up! nah. . . i saw you selfrate. #rate #self #loser #bad #noskill
- The Dirty Hellen Keller
a scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). but the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their […]
- Off Fleek
1) not on point, off point. the opposite of on fleek 2) bad eyebrows shaniqua has a unibrow, she is off fleek. #eyebrows #on fleek #fleek #eyes #makeup #off fleek #unibrow
- Hanana Bandling
handjob. it’s a handjob. so i asked her what her hanana bandling policy was, and she said “fervent supporter.”