ACCIDENT

you. or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbors dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. that is an accident.
uh, oh, the condom broke. looks like we’re gonna have a little accident.
8 more definitions
something that happens with out intent.
kids in the front seat cause accidents. accidents in the back see cause kids.
an event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one’s clothes and causing much embar-ssment.

typically, having shat oneself.
billy: “teacher! clyde sh-t himself on the swing!”
teacher: “no, no, billy! clyde had an ‘accident’…”
billy: “nawp. he shat himself and flew right off that sumb-tch!”
fiction. a word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
i didn’t mean to blow up the world. it was an accident. what does that other b-tton do?
an unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
at the urinalysis drug testing facility:
nurse: did we have a little accident?
patient: accident? -looks down at self with bewilderment-
nurse: oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
something that can happen after s-x. usally happens when the condom rips.
my kid is an accident.
there’s several ways to define an accident:

1. you, the day or night that you were conceived. usually happens when there’s a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. your face. in this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the b-tterface category, or the fugly category if you’re ugly all around. if you have a b-tterface or if you’re fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when g-d created it.
3. the time when you run your car into someone else’s by mistake or intentionally.
scenario #1:
woman: oh yeah baby!
man: aaaarrgghhhh!!! oh f-ck, the condom broke!
woman: -sweating- we’re f-cked now.
man: what can i say…it was an accident.

scenario #2:
guy: what happened to your face? it looks like an accident. did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
you: -sigh-

scenario #3:
you: -smashes into some brand new expensive car- oh f-ck.
guy: what the f-ck, man?
you: it was an accident!
the act or option of sh-tting yourself.
“oops…” said johnny
“whats wrong, and whats that smell?” said sally
“i had an accident…”
“oh…”