Accidental Anal
when two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (i.e. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental p-n-s to -n-s penetration. the term “accidental -n-l” refers to that occurrence.
“matt and luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental -n-l.”
“i just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental -n-l occurred, too. now i need special medication from the clinic.”
“the poker game ended much as it started, with accidental -n-l. i think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”
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