h-ll to the no. absolutely not. under no circ-mstances would i do that. ever.
q: do you want to go on a date?
a: i’d rather bang cpa than go on a date with you.
- crust bucket
someone that hasn’t wiped there b-tt in a while. that person is a crust bucket. whats up crust bucket. a person who appears crusty or raggedy, when somone is a crust bucket a group of people may “bool-cr-p” on them. ahh look at that crust bucket -bool-cr-ps- a crustbucket is someone who is an old […]
- irish heart attack
a mixed drink involving equal parts of five-hour energy and jameson irish whiskey dude: “i think that guys dead” other dude: “yeah he was doing the irish heart attacks”
someone that suffers from major idiocy! major sufferers are blondes! that blonde girl has idiot-tus!
insulting term usually directed towards a male describing them as the epitimal “girly wuss bag”. this word made its worlwide debut in the cl-ssic stoner’s h-t movie “harold and k-mar go to white castle,” where k-mar, striving for greatness, doesn’t just resort to calling harold a girl; he christens harold a v-g-n-mcginastien. more than a […]
- actual spetznaz technique
a dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been actually used by russian special forces. wikipedia: a possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is “dual wield”, practiced by russian special forces. bob: hey, did you know the russians had an actual spetznaz technique called […]