Accidental Boner
unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
boy – so i was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and i totally got an accidental b-n-r.
girl – i know right????
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when a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. it happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
jimmy: hey daniel! me and jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. do you want in?
daniel: nah, with jessica there i’ll just get another accidental b-n-r.
jimmy: jessica is pretty hot. i understand.
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