Accidental Goatee
when a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
friend: haha, just because you grow a goatee doesn’t mean you’ll gain any of chuck norris’s other powers.
shaving victim: nah, man, this is an accidental goatee. i slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.
friend: oh, sh-t, i’m sorry man. maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
shaving victim: why would i pay someone to shave my beard? your mom does it for free when i give her a mustache ride.
friend: …
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