it’s like the female equivalent of no h-m-.
“hey i heard you went down on stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?”
“what? no it was totally accidental lesbianism, we’re just friends.”
- mafia 2
mafia 2 is a free-roam story based video game that released on august in 2010. it takes place in an imaginary place called empire bay, based off of new york city. the main character/protagonist is vito scaletta, a sicilian, who works with joe barbaro for crime-involved activities. forget school, i want to play mafia 2 […]
- breakfast orgy
a breakfast orgy (also known as a b.o.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in s-xual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. this may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (specifically during the hours that chick-fila serves breakfast) john: bro, let’s invite susan to our breakfast […]
- the derris and wetty
when you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy p-ssy, while having a m-ssive bush. some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. when about to climax the male will pull out again and c-m in the females bush. so i […]
honest sc-mbag wow that tregeagle is a kn-b
- sing on my d*ck
to give oral s-x to a male, to blow a dude last night that thot came over to sing on my d-ck. i came in like 45 seconds.