accidental techie
the accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization’s needs. this is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn’t have or can’t afford tech support.
after jason fixed ellie’s screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.
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