Bird’s Nest

a p-n-s that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the p-b- line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
holy cr-p, that asian kid’s junk looks like a bird’s nest.
placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. mostly done in public bathrooms. looks remarkable like a birds nest
me: i don’t wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting…

dave: dude! just birds nest it!
the toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don’t contract any of the various forms of -ss and s-xual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
“when brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. she then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense.”
a girls un-shaved v-g-n-, puss, furr burger… it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird… unless you still wanna slip your bird in there…
tell your sister to grow out her birds nest for me!
when a girl is on the bottom during s-x and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a large knot of hair that looks like a bird’s nest
i was f-cking this girl hard from on top and she got a huge birds nest
a birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird’s nest.
the male partner then -j-c-l-t-s into the middle of the birdsnest. they then gently rest their b-lls in the middle of the birdsnest – with their b-lls being two little incubated eggs.
“your hair looks so pretty today my dear! i think i’m going to give you a birdsnest!”
“thank you sweetheart, that’s so very thoughtful!”

“darling, would you like to birdsnest me?”
“i certainly would! i’m going to give you the best birdsnest you’ve ever had!”

“i’ve never had a birdsnest before but i’d really like to try it!”
“i’ll give you one right now sweetheart!”
when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there….someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the sh-tter and then took a m-ssive dump on top of that.its floating on top of the water with a t-rd nestled inside.mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.
man,i had to take a sh-t…but theres a nasty -ss birds nest in the bathroom sh-tter,i think ill wait.

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