accidental vegan
when your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it’s been months since you’ve consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you’ve basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.
friend 1: “when was the last time you ate something non-vegan?”
friend 2: “um… oh my god you made me an accidental vegan!”
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