According to Google
phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply googling it. usually after a few quick taps on your phone.
a more polite form of jfgi, but with the same message.
him: i wonder what zeitgeist means?
her: according to google, zeitgeist means “the spirit of the times”. and here are the top ten topics searched for last year…
“according to google” (a2g in txt speech) is what you say when you have used google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: what is the weather in cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, according to google
2: kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
mike: actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles a2g.
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