According to Jim


the worst show ever made. john belushi’s talentless brother plays a fat ugly -ss slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. literally more laughs in schindler’s list.
mike: it’s 8:00, my favorite show according to jim is on!
steve: wtf that show sucks!
mike: i huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.

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