Alabama Backsplash
combination/variant of cleveland steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez only filthier. during the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.
also known as the matter pushed out while working an alabama hot pocket.
origin: southern united states.
she’s so special to me, the sanchez just wasn’t enough. that’s why she got the alabama backsplash. it was mother’s day after all.
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