Accordiosexual
one who is exclusively s-xually attracted to accordions.
son: mom, dad, i think it’s time i told you the truth… i’m… an accordios-xual. billy-sue is the name of the beautiful instrument, and i’m marrying her this may!
mother: -faints-
father: son…. i am dissapoint.
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