accounting

profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying p-ssy;
job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding doc-ments.
“jack, can you call up benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? i forgot to attach those “catering” receipts form vinny’s liqours and suki’s m-ssage parlor.
1. the department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. accounting departments solve problems you didn’t know you have in ways you don’t understand. in g-d they trust, all others must bring data.

2. the process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover ent-ty, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that ent-ty to avoid suspicion from auditors and irs.
accounting will prove anything, even the truth.
a euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some p-ssy
i can’t come see you this afternoon, i have a ton of accounting to take care of.
a secret way of referring to s-x.
1. hey b-tch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and stacy did some accounting before we got here.
you aren’t friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you’re not friends with seems to work there.
dave: ‘who are they over there?

you: i think that’s mike and john from accounting.

dave: no i meant the three in the corner

you: oh right, yeah that’s just bill, pete and brian from accounting.

etc.
define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information
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