Accounts Monkey


somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up cr-p after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(in discussion between managers) “who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?”
“p-ss it to the accounts monkey, he’s such a loser”

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