accoutre-merde


get your sh-t together – en francais
dad: honey, -ssemble your belongings, we need to leave.
daughter: what?
dad: s’il vous plais, accoutre-merde! tout suit, mon pet-te dejuener!
daughter: oh, ok, i’ll get ready to leave right now…

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