ACEU
acronym to define the anti emo crime unit. the aceu is an un approved organization founded in 2006 from the minds of some fellow snowboarders of the sba team. head quarters are on the us east coast but the organization branches to the rest of the us and the world. operations are higly cl-ssified and only diclosed to memebers of said organization. currently recruting agents.
emo guy 1: omg i just got the new “sliced wrists and moistened eyes” cd and is so emo i’m needing more eyeliner right now
emo guy 2: yeah their lyrics always make my cry
aceu agent 1: hey bay nice -ss in those skinny pants i just wanna slap it!
emo guy 1: omg i hate you… and i hate myself…
aceu agent 2 (k-cks out both emo guys and leaves them an envelope with two razor blades signed by the aceu and a note that says be may guests)
viva la aceu!!!
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