when you put it in the wrong hole and she says keep going
i got the best achievment ever last night
- baby bear paradox
whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right the name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.
same as a b-tt answer, which is answering the phone with your -ss. amy was not picking up my calls all morning, though i guess i must have caught her to -ssner her phone when she was getting in the car as she said she did not hear my call, though was getting in to […]
the most wonderful beautiful gorgeous girl you will ever meet. tom : hey! have you seen the new girl? marcus : yeah! she looks like a norandy!
- grabbin' it by the p*ssy
doing something to the fullest, most extreme amount possible. much like donald trump’s approach to women. man, you’ve gotta get down to this club, we’re grabbin’ it by the p-ssy in here!
- cute couple syndrome
any couple that spends their entire life in the ‘cute couple’ stage and never graduates to anything else. they bore their friends to tears with social media posts about their perfect life and perfect vacations and how much they love their animals but ultimately that’s all they have to talk about. after jennifer’s hundred 50th […]