Achy Breaky Heart
the only known single of the b-tch known as miley cyrus mullet haired redneck dad
achy breaky heart sucks major -ss
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the term used to describe the heart shaped welt left on a womans check face/-ss after getting c-ck slapped by her partner. common practice in adult movies as an intermission between felatio sessions to postpone d-ck spit.
i saw this girl at work yesterday that had a strange new welt on her face in the shape of an heart. it was definitely an achy breaky heart she got from her boyfriend that morning.
the constant head swelling from an “l” shaped snapping of the p-n-s which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.
he was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her -ss cheek- snapping his p-n-s in half.
when a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.
friend: what happened to your leg!?
girl: my boyfriend gave me the achy breaky heart.
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