ackers


money. from the egyptian akka.
i got some ackers!
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1: an absolutely immeasurable amount.
2: far too much to comprehend.
3: bordering upon an infinte quant-ty.
andy: jeez.. how bleedin’ hard did you hit that??

simon: ackers.

andy: ohh.. right.
ackers came from the famous incestuous event in austria, many years ago. his father/uncle/brother thought he had “died”, and said to have burned the body. however, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to england. fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. then they found out he was just r-t-rded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who sh-t him out 3 weeks later.
“have you seen the new r-t-rded kid in school?”
“yeah, he looks like ackers.”
“lol.”
a word used to describe a girl who is not only overweight, but also resembles a duck. the word is derived from the word quacker.
that girl carly is such an acker! she looks like she belongs in the pond!

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