acorn penis
a p-n-s so small that it’s actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.
masturbation would be so much easier if i didn’t have an acorn p-n-s.
i think p-n-s size is p-ssed down from generation to generation, so if i have a child, he will have an acorn p-n-s for sure.
i would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and i have an acorn p-n-s.
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