acquire
v. highly technical military term, meaning “to steal.” generally used in an operational setting. stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit’s equipment.
platoon sergeant to private: where the f-ck is your kevlar (helmet)? you better find it before close of business!!
(as the sergeant leaves)
specialist to private: don’t worry about it, we’ll “acquire” one from third platoon.
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police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / alb-m / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from?
you: why, i ‘acquired’ it from a ‘reputable’ ‘vendor’, sir!
police: okay, move along
you: trollface.png
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