Acrylic Freelancer
a person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. no matter what others think he/she should do. acrylic freelancers follow a new type of religion called acrylic freelancing, and are known as acrylic freelancists. this religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people’s beliefs. acrylic freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn’t matter. acrylic freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. the only concrete things about acrylic freelancing are that acrylic freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. acrylic freelancers are not biased in any way. and they always respect other’s beliefs and other acrylic freelancers. acrylic freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.
online user 1, “hey, what’s your religion? i’m christian!”
online user 2, “yo, i’m freelance.”
online user 3, “i’m cathlic, and what’s freelance?”
online user 2, “it’ short for being an acrylic freelancer.
it means i respect people, as well as their gods.”
online user 3 and 2, “you respect people? and their
beliefs? so if it’s my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated…what would you do?”
online user 2, “if you attack me i’ll beat the sh!t out of
you. i didn’t say i was a pacifist, n-mbn-ts. i just
won’t try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of g-d.”
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