action lurer
when you want to get action from a chick but you’re either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you c-m on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. you tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must’ve wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.
mike: dude you should so bone jen.
chris: i can’t she doesn’t like me like that.
mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(the next day)
chris: wow dude that was perfect.
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