Action Porn
a film with a storyline who’s only purpose is to facilitate the ‘action’. similar to p-rn where a story is only in place to give a reason for why the two (or more) people have been brought together to indulge in s-x.
in general action p-rn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, m-ssive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.
one of the best and most literal examples of action p-rn is the film “shoot ‘em up” in which clive owen continues to have s-x with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.
other major action p-rn tiles include born to fight, district 13 and ong bak.
a says: how did he stop a nuke with his bare hands?
b says: you can’t ask questions like that for a film like this. its action p-rn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
an overly gratuitous action shot in a movie that leaves you with a similar feeling to a good p-rn clip. can be part of a full movie (action or otherwise) or a downloaded clip.
hey mark, did you just see that plane flip back? that’s proper action p-rn.
non-s-xual filmography centered around action scenes in action movies, completely skipping around comedic or plot lines.
i saw some action p-rn today.
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