f-cken dumb sh-t.
active acceptance is f-cken dumb sh-t.
- big boy allergies
when a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. when his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. in a panic, he blames it on his allergies. “my mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues.” “what did you say?” “i just blamed it on my […]
- good luck to yourself
when someone is p-ssive aggressive and you’ve rejected them; subst-tuted for “go f-ck yourself”. she: “i haven’t dated in a long time and would rather be friends. besides, you’re a misogynist.” he: “that’s totally fine. good luck to yourself.”
snowboarding on sh-t hah he was scatboarding, what a douche
- big riggin'
when a female is laying on her back on the edge of the bed with her legs in the air and the male is holding onto her ankles, moving her legs back and forth, as if switching the gears in a big rig, during intercourse this bad b-tch wore my arms out with all that […]
the greatest person to ever have. funny, beautiful, kinky, shy, nervous, clumsy, adventurous, creative, smart, athletic, just overall amazing! she’s the best anyone could ask for. when she falls in love, she’s clingy, crazy for her love, she’d be like a drug to you. her love will get addictive, her smile will make you crazy. […]