a person who has fully committed themselves to the goth subculture and the lifestyle that it entails: leather, buckles, piercings, decorative contact lenses and all. unlike p-ssive goths, active goths can be identified as goth on-sight.
the elusive active goth can be found at your local hot topic. here we see them walking with a black parasol in their victorian/steampunk casual-wear, petting their plastic ravens and black cats as they go on about the blight of inevitable death and “the man” before they congregate by the hundreds to express their individuality to their goth brethren.
the italian american harley riders -ssociation a motorcyclist of italian american descent that rides a harley davidson motorcyclists who ride with harliano represent the italian american harley riders -ssociation you do not have to ride a harley davidson motorcycle or be of italian american descent to join harliano #harliano #italian american harley riders -ssociation #motorcycle […]
someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits. vegetarian: “hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called “boomer’s”” dysterian: “i can’t. […]
- satan's d*ck syndrome
when you go for a p-ss straight after -j-c-l-t-ng when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your kn-b. like you still need to p-ss and it feels like there is p-ss stuck in your urethra it’s not quite pain but it’s the most uncomfortable feeling ever have you […]
the belief in the fact that all people regardless of race, gender, age, or religion and coexist together in a land great enough for everyone to enjoy. a belief that not all change is bad yet continuing to recognize what made this country possible. a belief that your vote counts just as much as mine […]
- projectile laugh
making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.