actrotomophile
an actrotomophile person is someone who is s-xually attracted to amputated body parts.
person 1: i always watch p-rnographics to get h-rny.
person 2: i always watch the texas chainsaw m-ssacre to get h-rny.
person 1: omg! you sick actrotomophile f-ck!
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