Acute DSB Sickness


acute dsb sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. they are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. the disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. first known patient was l.h.
man, i feel so stupid for moving away. screw you portland, you will never be as great as dc.

l: i feel sick.
c: where were you?
l: i went back to dc.
c: oh, you must have acute dsb sickness

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