adam benjamin

like a regular adam but 100x worse.

this particular type of adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. may also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

popular in the g-y community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

top tip : stay away from an adam benjamin as they’re probably contagious.
“this creepy guy called adam tried to flirt with me today. it was awful!”

“it wasn’t an adam benjamin by any chance was it?”

“yes! how did you know?!?”

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