adam cornall
being adam cornall means you probably have an obsessive foot fetish but be in extreme denial.
the smell of kfc usually ignites this addiction.
the smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a “hard” day doing nothing.
omg your toes look funny…. aka i love them and wish they were in my mouth because im adam cornall
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