cow sourcing
cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the gr-ss around their house.
cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
– new zealand – sheep sourcing
– afghanistan – goat sourcing
– south africa – wilderbeest sourcing
– antartica – penguin sourcing
ethel: arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
arthur: f-ck it, let’s just cow source it.
that dude should just cow source the job.
with gr-ss like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
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