adam swift



wikipedia begins describing “adam” with “according to the creation myth of the abrahamic religions, he was the first human” however upon returning both his xmas presents that were separately misappropriated by egomaniacal f-cksticks & simultaneously meting out beautiful, sweet justice, according to mick adam was the best human
my speaker and an ipad air to replace my ipad mini – thanks adam swift, you are f-cking adam!!!

eat sh-t you c-cksuckers daniel & locky – ha!!

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