adam’s disease


the extreme urge to roll dice before acting. other symptoms include:mixing up dungeons and dragons with reality and an extreme weakness to poison.
if you like dungeons and dragons you have adam’s disease
the act of acting like a ‘school girl’ upon seeing the naked flesh of a women’s breast region.
girl: -naked- are my b–bs too small?
boy: eeeeeeeeeeeee~ -jumps up and down-
girl: you must have adam’s disease.

“so, what happened?”
“well doctor, i lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends b–bs.”
“ah, you must have adam’s disease.”
an incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men. it infects the host, diminishing their mental capacity and reducing them to slobbering immature idiots. also causes genital deformation and sever attraction to the same s-x, leading to sever -n-l bleeding. sadly, this disease progresses until the victim is completly consumed by the desire to have s-x with men, becoming a complete c-m dumpster.
(rob)hey, did you see danial, he got the adams disease.

(dave) yea, i feel sorry for that little b-tch but that -sshole had it coming. did you hear that his p-n-s fell off?

(rob) d-mn that kid has it bad!

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