washington, dc neighborhood that turns into a french quarter-type h-llhole during the weekend. after three you can enjoy the sounds of police begging people to please go home and watch the drunk -ssh-l-s stumble across the bridge to the metro. girls will be crying on their cell phones, with at least one heel broken and guys will be reminiscing about the evening’s shouting matches.
oh my god mom, i’m coming home from adams morgan…jason was so mean to me tonight! he called me a b-tch. also, i broke a heel. it took me an hour and a half to find a parking spot and now i can’t find my car!
the neighborhood in dc where john dabney keeps it real, where we freestyle on 18th with the mcdonalds beat in the background and where people from other hoods come to eat our overrated jumbo slices. where we represent east north and west africa listening to reggae at bukom after eating our chicken sh–rma at khartoum.
while walking down 18th you can see the washington monument proudly erect in the horizon, showing we can keep it up even in front of the whole city. you can play some ball or tennis, listen to live bands at madams organ ( yes, the 26th best bar in america. that allows them to be rude and ask entrance free ).
the moishe house is where the jews throw parties, and on ontario and euclid gw law school students get their free beer.
shots occasionaly ring on euclid so you be sure to pack some heat.
“where you from?” “amsterdam, the netherlands, but i live in adams morgan”
“that’s awesome. i wish i lived there but i am too cool for you so i prefer wasting money to live amongst 50 year old bis-xual sn-bs at dupont circle, its close to wholefoods”
“i am hot like satan, rhyming with some caucasians, representin on 18th”
- crack spange
to spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. as opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. often done in the case of needing money for something immediately. “i am ten cents short for a bottle of snake p-ss so im […]
not a rasta. sometimes presents the image of one, holding starbuck’s and pushing dreads out of his/her face. but not a rasta. hey, whose that guy over there with the starbuck’s and the dreads? is he a rasta? no, he’s an addae.
- terror baby
1) a baby born on american soil to parents who will raise it to become a terrorist 2) an american-born terrorist 3) a derogatory term used to describe a baby born in the united states to immigrants since all immigrants must be terrorists that family immigrated to america to have their terror baby and get […]
- adolescent adult
an adult who never grows up. a person who acts like a kid. one who acts very immature for their age. a big kid. sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.
- adopted hobo
a god-like person, usually found to have a large p-n-s. see that adopted hobo, he really is awesome!