adams morgan
washington, dc neighborhood that turns into a french quarter-type h-llhole during the weekend. after three you can enjoy the sounds of police begging people to please go home and watch the drunk -ssholes stumble across the bridge to the metro. girls will be crying on their cell phones, with at least one heel broken and guys will be reminiscing about the evening’s shouting matches.
oh my god mom, i’m coming home from adams morgan…jason was so mean to me tonight! he called me a b-tch. also, i broke a heel. it took me an hour and a half to find a parking spot and now i can’t find my car!
the neighborhood in dc where john dabney keeps it real, where we freestyle on 18th with the mcdonalds beat in the background and where people from other hoods come to eat our overrated jumbo slices. where we represent east north and west africa listening to reggae at bukom after eating our chicken sh–rma at khartoum.
while walking down 18th you can see the washington monument proudly erect in the horizon, showing we can keep it up even in front of the whole city. you can play some ball or tennis, listen to live bands at madams organ ( yes, the 26th best bar in america. that allows them to be rude and ask entrance free ).
the moishe house is where the jews throw parties, and on ontario and euclid gw law school students get their free beer.
shots occasionaly ring on euclid so you be sure to pack some heat.
“where you from?” “amsterdam, the netherlands, but i live in adams morgan”
“that’s awesome. i wish i lived there but i am too cool for you so i prefer wasting money to live amongst 50 year old bis-xual sn-bs at dupont circle, its close to wholefoods”
“i am hot like satan, rhyming with some caucasians, representin on 18th”
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