averagedayatwork or from averagedayatwork.com, a very funny website posting funny stories about people’s fails at work.
today i shot myself in the face with a ketchup packet while i was at work. adaw
legendary player and skilled marksmen. for him it is action first, words later. combined with combat prowness, and weapon savvy intelligence, he easily over comes any obstacle that lies before him. we just got owned by aejorii! f-cking h-ll, lets get the d-mn well out of here!
- for your nerves
an overwhelming amount, excessive, extra, extremely plentiful or oversufficient quant-ty or supply elydia: i went shopping today and came back with shoes for your nerves.
- brown dog scratching at my door
i have to p–p. at work… travis: “oh man, i’ve got a brown dog scratching at my door, i don’t think i can keep him in until lunch.” ann: “come on, can’t you learn to take a sh-t before coming in to work?”
- brown frost
brown style ale brewed and bottled by frosty b-lls brewery located in chico, california. frosty beer brewery b-lls drink yo, you want to go to frosty b-lls brewery and drink some brown frost until we can’t see straight?
derived from the more common ‘bluetooth’, browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps. said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not ‘browntooth’ compatible. once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely. the tramp used browntooth to locate fellow […]